Thursday, May 29, 2008

Counting Days

Can't wait for the holidays in July.

Kat office Makin lama makin sunyi.

Teringat kat caricature ni, tertampal kat cabinet ruang tamu kat rumah alam damai. Che Aiman tepi kiri, Che Aina tengah adan Che Aiza kanan sekali. Agaknya, kalau di lukis lagi sekali nanti Aiman makin tembam, Aina makin tinggi lampai dan Aiza sampai kaki rambutnya.

Monday, May 26, 2008

'Bowling Team' Jersey

Eventually our new jersey have arrived.

There are two themes, one with Qatar Colour and the other Dark Green.

It's just ready today and this weekend we will send for embroidery.

These are the models with our new jersey. Look at Aiza in the middle with Dark Green Theme. Aiman and Aina Qatar National colour Theme.

They were made @ our official tailor with a special price. Anyone need to know please contact us..! (macam promote plak...! tak delah...)

Sekarang Team kita dah cukup lengkap ngan Jersey, siap 2 set lagi. Weekend ni ingatnya nak pergi buat embroidery. Budak opis cakap ada kat Souq Asiri, so esok nak gi survey.

So ada sapa2 nak order utk pakaian rasmi....?


Sunday, May 25, 2008

Laughter is Best Medicine

Number One Idiot
I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control centre. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her in. In conversation she happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away.


Number Two Idiot

Early this year, some Qantas employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming towards them. It turned out that the chopper was homing in on the emergency locator beacon that activated when the raft was inflated. They are no longer employed at Qantas.


Number Three Idiot

A man, wanting to rob a downtown Commonwealth Bank, walked into the Branch and wrote this, "Put all your muny in this bag. "While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller's window. So he left the Commonwealth Bank and crossed the street to the Westpac Bank. After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Westpac teller. She read it and surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn't the brightest light in the harbour, told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Commonwealth Bank deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Westpac deposit slip or go back to the Commonwealth Bank. Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, "OK" and left. He was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at the Commonwealth Bank.


Number Four Idiot

A motorist was caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in the mail a ticket for $240 and a photo of his car. Instead of payment, he sent the police department a photograph of $240. Several days later, he received a letter from the police that contained another picture, this time of handcuffs. He immediately mailed in his $240.


Number Five Idiot

A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all of the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused and said, "Because I don't believe you are over 21." The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because she didn't believe him. At this point, the robber took his driver's license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and she put the Scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that she got off the licence. They arrested the robber two hours later.


Idiot Number Six

A pair of Sydney robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him.


Idiot Number Seven

Brisbane: Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a brick through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the brick and heaved it over his head at the window. The brick bounced back knocking him unconscious. It seems the liquor store window was made of Plexi-Glass. The whole event was caught
on videotape.



I live in a semi-rural area. (Probably Kurrajong) We recently had a new neighbour call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! - I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing any more."



My daughter went to a local Taco bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce. He was a Chef?



I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."



The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?! "She was a probation officer with the NSW Police.



At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear co-worker (she was leaving the company due to "downsizing"), our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more often." Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare. This was a bunch at Telstra.



When my husband and I arrived at a car dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "It's open!" His reply, "I know - I already got that side. "This was at the Honda dealership at Parramatta!

Wednesday, May 21, 2008


Semalam genap setahun aku berada di Qatar, dan semalam juga aku mendapat SMS berbunyi "YOU HAVE NEW VIOLATION FOR VEHICLE PLATE NO: 169325 ON 2008-05-14 OF AMOUNT 500 QR".
Baru Jummat lepas ganti Tayar GMC yg pancit teruk QR850, pas tu dapat sms saman utk Mazda.
Betullah, hidup ni macam roda cuma tahap berpusing je yang berbeza, ada yg berputar laju ada yang perlahan. Kalau kira macam aku ni berputar lajulah, sebab hari tu dok nasib baik menang voucher, menang LCD tup2 minggu ni tayar pancit, saman lagi...Alhamdulillah dugaan tuh..!!

Crita pasal saman ni, huh actually bukannya aku tapi cik K.Pah laaa... Aku pun tak caya sebab violation yg tertulis kat MOI "LAODING A VEHICLE IN A WAY THAT CAUSES DANGER TO PEOPLE AND PROPERTIES". Aku sendiri pun tak paham apa maksud sebenar kesalahan tu. Adakah memuatkan barang2 belebihi ataupun tengah memuatkan penumpang dengan cara yg merbahaya, macam stunt-man. Kalau kat Qatar nih, banyak lagi cara yg merbahaya, pergi je kat Al-Matar Al Qadeem tuh macam Setan semuanya, U-Turn ikut suka, Parking ikut suka, honking ikut suka dsbnya.

Sebelum aku bayar aku suruh bini aku check or ambik gambar violation tuh. Huhhh!!! rupa2nya bukan kesalahan yg di paparkan tapi Speeding kat Traffic light Old Ghanim (area Pedang -Hamad Street). Dia lari 72kmh sedangkan area tuh(intersection) 60kmh, aku sendiri pun tak sedar, malah ramai yg tak tahu, so kalau sorang2 sah2 kena saman gak sebab almaklumlah, bila lampu kuning betul2 kat situ mesti rushingnyer.
Tengoklah gambar kat sebelah ni...itulah Mazda3 K.Pah. Satu-satunya kereta pada masa tu, huh..! Aku rasa kalau ada 2/3 kereta boleh lepas lagi, sebab maybe camera terlindung.

Lepas dah confirm mmg sah kereta K.Pah aku pun bayar teruslah online. Takut beb..! sebab July nanti nak cuti kot2 tak ingat nak bayar tup-tup bila nak keluar kena tahan, banyak dah dengar cerita pasal benda2 nih.

Anyway MABROOK..!!

Doa Harian

Dengan nama ALLAH yg Pemurah dan Penyayang, segala puji bagi ALLAH Tuhan Seru Sekelian alam. Ya ALLAH, kurniakanlah rahmat dan sejahtera atas penghulu kami Muhammad serta keluarga dan sahabatnya. Ya ALLAH, kami pohon kepadaMu kemaafan dan afiat, kesejahteraan selamanya dalam agama,dunia dan akhirat.
Ya ALLAH, baikanlah kesudahan kamipada segala perkara dan jauhkanlah kami dari kehinaan dunia serta siksa akhirat.
Ya ALLAH, kami mohon padaMu segala kebaikan samada lambat atau cepat, yang kami ketahui atau tidak kami ketahui. Ya Tuhan kami, kurniakankanlah kami kebajikan dunia dan akhirat seta jauhilah kami dari siksa neraka. Dan ALLAH, limpahkanlah rahmat serta sejahterakanlah junjungan kami Muhammad, keluarga serta sahabat-sahabat Baginda